Friday, October 13, 2006

Time to cut the lard?


A report conducted recently told us that Britain is the fattest among our European cousins…and I have a solution in how we can get rid of some of the excess fat…let’s fire Prescott…

The current DPM is out of favour with the public, something which shouldn't be news to him, but it might be tough to get him out as he has an incredible, almost insane, support with the current team that is in charge.

John Prescott, our “beloved second leader in command”, has a chequered past. Apart from being a steward on a cruise ship we don’t really know what qualifications he has. We know without doubt that it is absurd when it comes to his survival in government. A little research into his working day the last couple of years shows that he is not only “just there” he is also lazy, or is the excuse that the rest of the team are to frightened to send him out and mingle with the public? Like when he thumped a potential voter, perhaps he was not a potential voter as he threw and egg on the DPM…

What do we know about this guy who is doing nothing in government has no responsibility and no office, but still cost us some £2,000,000 a year?

Born in 1938, to a railway signal man, christened John Leslie Prescott, he failed his Eleven Plus Exam, joined the merchant navy become involved with the unions and bla, bla, bla…the rest is sort of unknown…

He was made Minster of Transport, Deputy Prime Minster, Secretary of State, then there was a stint in the Department of the Environment, Transport and the Regions, he was Deputy Prime Minster again and no office, because he was caught with his pants down after having a romp with his secretary…what a horrid image…

In the last year he has spoken in 16 debates, less than most MP’s, attended 48% of votes, less than many other MP’s. His speeches are understood by 15 – 16 year olds, according to the Flesh-Kincaid Grade Level, raked in £105K in expenses last year…Why are we having this guy around and isn’t there something we can do to rid of him?

Having told us how he hated the establishment, screwed up transport, wanting to concrete our greenbelt, had rompy on his shift, he is now ready to accept a peerage…Is there NO end to what this guy will do?

I need to know what we can do to ensure that he doesn’t get another penny from us…

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