Saturday, October 06, 2007

Firemen in hot water...



How can I put this to you…Gay sex in Bristol got Firemen in Hot water…

This blog does not need to make things up for your entertainment because stupid people out there do it for us. The latest incredible but true story is about Bristol’s finest firemen who in the big shiny red truck decided to flush out some people in an area in Bristol known as Downs…no this is not a joke

The area is well known locally as a place to go dogging…for you who are not kept up to date with the latest… it means a place where you can go and have sex with strangers. In this case “The Shirtlifters” gather there and engage in what would be a crime…committing an act outraging public decency. The law is there to protect people like you and me…we don’t really want to walk around and see people buggering each other in public…don’t these people have a home?

Well the Bristol and Avon Fire department stopped by and shone their torches/flash light on the blokes humping and practising their sword swallowing in the lay bay…

No police were called and the aroused “doggers”, who suddenly found themselves illuminated, centre stage dispersed…that should be the end of that, no one was physically hurt, as far as we know, their pride took a dent, possibly.

Then a group of the men who were caught out, decided to complain to the Terence Higgins Trust, about how unfairly they were treated by the “fireboys”…so in today’s politically correct society, when the doggers should hang their head in shame, instead on instructions of the trust, they made a written complaint to the Fire Chief at the Fire department complaining about their “treatment” by the Fire Officers.

The Fire Boss got so worried about what he heard that he started an internal investigation which resulted in the suspension and fines for the Happy Fire Fighters with their shiny flashlights…

The Doggers…well they are probably back in the lay bay happy that “justice” has been done, safe in the knowledge that in today’s politically correct society no one dares to criticize anyone who is gay…

Lets just hope that the Firemen are to busy should the doggers houses catch fire one day…

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